The Onion Presents

The Onion Presents

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A wild and wicked parody of America's preoccupation with national security offers a selection of whimsical news stories, opinion pieces, and blurbs that offer a pointed look at Donald Rumsfeld, America's dependence on foreign oil, domestic surveillance, and other hot topics. Original. 150, 000 first printing.Here are some of the features of the new video-game system: aquot;Boomerang Controlleraquot; returns to user when thrown at ... wards across America will be calling aquot;that new Xbox smellaquot; 4% New chip allows parents to block sexual content, **^ so Dead Or ... where the bottom line so often takes precedence over human considerations, the working man never knows how long it ... Those special qualities can only come from one source: exhausted men and women forced to feed and clothe theiranbsp;...

Title:The Onion Presents
Author:Scott Dikkers, Carol Kolb
Publisher:Three Rivers Press (CA) - 2006


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