The Big Rusty Lie

The Big Rusty Lie

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Bernardo Walterhaus is a detective on a mission: find a missing heiress that no one can seem to locate. Armed with cunning wit, luck, and an unerring ability to find trouble, Bernardo will solve the case with the help of his bodyguard/driver and a pack of the most vulgar and violent cops you could have on your side. Bernardo will find an unlikely solution, without a clue or a good idea, as long as the mercenaries, gnomes, orderlies, exploding castles, fake Germans, angry competitors, plane crashes, burning office buildings, board meetings, boiling chocolate, fratboys, and criminal masterminds don't get him first. A surreal comedy caper from Ryan Speck.Chapter 4 Junkyard Dogs The drive was quiet and mildly uncomfortable for Bernardo, who couldna#39;t get Quackenbush off his ... Times had not been good for Ed Quackenbush and he had fallen back on auto salvage and running a junkyard toanbsp;...

Title:The Big Rusty Lie
Author:Ryan Speck
Publisher:Curbstomp Press - 2008-01-01


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