Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye (nAce Cheryl Bunterman), a pop star since she was fourteenaand about to attempt a comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster. Now meet Cherry again: in the person of her aundercover stunt double, a Ann DeLusia. Ann portrays Cherry whenever the singer is too aindisposedaameaning wastedato go out in public. And it is Ann-mistaken-for-Cherry who is kidnapped from a South Beach hotel by obsessed paparazzo Bang Abbott. Now the challenge for Cherryas handlers (A¼berastage mother; horndog record producer; nipped, tucked, and Botoxed twin publicists; weed whackerawielding bodyguard) is to rescue Ann while keeping her existence a secret from Cherryas publicaand from Cherry herself. The situation is more complicated than they know. Ann has had a bewitching encounter with Skinkathe unhinged former governor of Florida living wild in a mangrove swampaand now heas heading for Miami to find her . . . Will Bang Abbott achieve his fantasy of a lucrative private photo session with Cherry Pye? Will Cherry sober up in time to lip-synch her way through her concert tour? Will Skink track down Ann DeLusia before Cherryas motley posse does? All will be revealed in this hilarious spin on life in the celebrity fast lane. BONUS: This edition includes an excerpt from Carl Hiaasen's Bad Monkey.Will Skink track down Ann DeLusia before Cherryas motley posse does? All will be revealed in this hilarious spin on life in the celebrity fast lane. BONUS: This edition includes an excerpt from Carl Hiaasena#39;s Bad Monkey.
|Publisher||:||Vintage - 2010-07-27|