Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.a#39;Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?

Title:Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
Author:Louis Sachar
Publisher:A&C Black - 2013-07-26


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